
Just make 1 every day and share the love.
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Just make 1 every day and share the love.
http://www.cloer-jp.com/products/waffle/index.html
Have a look at this beautiful motherfucking cake. It was last seen in Taiwan, like 3 years ago, on a classroom desk. I don’t know where it is now, probably returned to the earth like most food.
I had a conversation about The Cheesecake Factory over the weekend, pondering exactly why the place is so popular, especially amongst Asians. I mean the place boils down to a high class Sizzler, featuring an above-average dessert menu for those whose 5 pounds of entree didn’t satisfy. It’s an expensive restaurant, but eating there doesn’t really represents baller status. To boot, their cuisine is lacking in any sort of identity, serving up such culturally-vague recipes that boil down to meat + starch + sauce.
Maybe the key to understanding why people eat at the Cheesecake factory is this neutral, non-commital dining philosophy. Getting a large group to agree on a place to eat is difficult, so why not take them to a place that doesn’t define it’s cuisine whatsoever? And everyone loves cake (especially asians (see previous post)). If you’re looking for a place to get full and that resembles an adult version of Chuck-E-Cheese, why not head to the Cheesecake Factory (or PF Changs for that matter).
The thing is, this distinctly American style of restauranteuring is wildly popular in Asia, China espeically. I remember there being a dozen places pretty similar to cheesecake factory, serving pseudo-American food based around dessert options with a classy yet family friendly atmosphere. If the portions were reduced a bit, I think an Asian chain of the store would do pretty well!
Maybe the NBA should broker a deal with the owners of TCF and push hard for expansion. According to this post, basketball players LOVE the cheesecake factory. It’s like the new Benihana’s! And since David Stern gets wet every time you mention China, getting TCF established in Asia would be a huge step in at least getting the players interested in going across the Pacific.
There’s no place like home. Or at least a chain representation of “home.”
I just learned today that Rancho Bravo in Wallingford had its doors forcibly shut by the health department.
I’ve been a devout patron of Rancho Bravo ever since it was parked at a Chevron down in Totem Lake, and it makes me sad to see it go. Yes, towards the end the quality of the food did decline steadily and yes, the price jump did make the food hard to stomach. But the pescado tacos were to die for in the summer time, and their mole was indeed the best mole I could get in this chocolate-bbq sauce deprived town.
Rancho Bravo’s popularity skyrocketed ever since it moved near the UW, and with it came the haters. But while food elitists will point to their own hole-in-the-wall taco trucks (taco’s aren’t music; obscurity doesn’t equal quality), I’m happy that, for a short while, one of my favorite taco trucks came close to home. RIP Pepe’s on the ave. RIP Rancho Bravo. Time to go find a new truck.
I just drove by Rancho Bravo this evening and it looked to be going strong. Take that, health department!
I do not come here to praise these nachos. At best they are good nachos, greasy and temporarily fulfilling coupled with regret the following day. At worst, they’re unappetizingly soft on the top and unnaturally crusty and hard on the bottom, flavorless in between. But hey, they’re nachos, and they’re in the u-district. What do you expect?

However, it is the condiments served with the nachos that has my mind reeling. Dante’s features the only guacamole I know that is completely flavorless! By flavorless I don’t mean bland. Bland is a flavor. And it’s not watered down. Water has flavor. Even the saliva in your mouth has a flavor. This sauce has no flavor! It is like a big mouthful of cold creamy nothing. And if you eat it with a nacho chip, the nacho chip’s flavors simply disappear as well. I once asked the bartender what the guac was from and he said it was a doctored mix. But doctored with what…? Magic flavor canceling pixie dust?

My friends now say that the guacamole actually tastes better, and there was this one time where the nachos were unworldly rather than a petty crime against mealtime. But like a Mystery Spot, or The Worlds Largest Ball of Twine, Dante’s deserves to be noted for it’s Black Hole of Tastiness.